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Got a wedding tomorrow and finally got my outfit sorted!

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akelles:

usbport:

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

bees make an important contribution to the survival of the human race which makes them the exact opposite of white men in positions of power

(via lipstick-feminists)

w-ave:

when you drop your pencil in front of your crush

image

(via asvprock)

rexuality:

me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via riyal)

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

(via kazza-smith)

dont ever ever ever lie to me because i WILL find out 

Being made to feel like a shit girlfriend when people know fuck all about our relationship

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via theycallmetabs)

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  • me: [whines loudly because im still pregnant]