queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

(via frenchbreadrecovery)

ohana means go down on me

bonus:

reasons why i stop replying: 

  1. i’m busy
  2. you’re boring
  3. i’m mad
  4. you replied with one word
  5. you asked for a pic

(via doughnutgoat)

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: wurnbo, via doughnutgoat)

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

(Source: bastille, via doughnutgoat)

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

(via queer-raccoon)

Timestamp: 1409364722

Did anyone else suffer from anxiety or paranoia during pregnancy??

I cant sleep because I’m convinced there’s a burglar even though Simon checked and there isn’t
That’s just one example of how crazy I’m going

rrryanhines:

bvddhas:

nostalgiicx:

hell yeah

Ima use this one day.

This is my relationship

(via doughnutgoat)

Timestamp: 1409360597

These dreams I’m having are ridiculous
I had a dream that my whole town were under lockdown because a tiger and a lion had sneaked onto the ferry that comes over from France and got off in our town, but no one listened to the police so literally we were running around outside trying to dodge them, bloody hell these dreams are so funny

Also had another dream that we had an open top roof with an awesome roof garden

This nausea is horrible but its also a nice reminder that I have a lil person in my womb

jagkcitybitch:

Things people don’t get to choose:

  • Sexual Orientation
  • Gender Identity
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Appearance
  • Disabilities
  • Mental Illnesses
  • Race

Things people do get to choose

  • To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over

(Source: gxylien, via mama-to-chunk)

Send me ‘Have You Evers’ and I will reply with Yes or NO

(Source: megan-hansenn, via heavenly-sent)